A collection of the best golf tweets for the month of January:
@NoLayingUp Shouldn’t letting a kid stand here when Webb is about to play be considered child endangerment? pic.twitter.com/Xk9cSvSaVV — Jesse Larson (@JesseLarson) January 17, 2015
Jimmy Walker just went so far left that Mark Rolfing can't even describe the area. pic.twitter.com/DNUVKMmeso — Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) January 19, 2015
I said nice shot to a guy hitting by me on the range, and he said, "your voice sounds a lot like Morgan Pressel's" #Imusthaveadistinctvoice — Morgan Pressel (@mpressel) January 15, 2015
Phil should pull an Oprah @WMPhoenixOpen & have @CallawayGolf put a sleeve of Chrome Softs under every seat. Announce it before he tees off. — Ryan Ballengee (@RyanBallengee) January 14, 2015
4 years later, Rory finally finds his ball on 10. (via @HSBC_Golf) pic.twitter.com/DzE5AeCJB8 — Two Inches Short (@TwoInchesShort) January 14, 2015
Haters: pic.twitter.com/JDxEpzoC6q — Harry Arnett (@HarryArnettCG) January 13, 2015
Asking Patrick Reed about his confidence level is getting into trolling area, Sands. You had that one in the holster! — Shane Bacon (@shanebacon) January 13, 2015
Say it's just you and Rory. SAY IT, PATTY! — Kyle Porter (@KylePorterCBS) January 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/GillamTweets/status/554795859305435137
@NoLayingUp @skerestesi @droopy_dru little wet in Vegas today #toursauce #desertgolf pic.twitter.com/TyZTtop3pK — Todd Hutton (@thutt10) January 11, 2015
@shanebacon @NoLayingUp This, however, could be #toursauce. The look away club slam after Bae splits the fairway. pic.twitter.com/JzBocaLK4Y — Sean Steinemann (@SMSteinemann) January 10, 2015
@NoLayingUp new @GolfMagazine article had to be inspired by #toursauce Basically Tour Sauce 101. Class is in session pic.twitter.com/HEcIeZGu9O — Kyle Nathe (@KyleNathe) January 9, 2015
.@NoLayingUp the entourage with backpacks watching silently as you putt #toursauce pic.twitter.com/npeEfW5tw6 — Carl Schimenti (@Carl_Schimenti) January 7, 2015
Takeaways from Tiger's presser: He was in a really good mood, he looks slimmed down, he is still lying about his tooth. — Trevor Reaske (@TrevorReaske) January 27, 2015
Love watching The Big Break when dudes are like "Will I ever be the best player in the world? We'll never know." Actually, I think we know. — Kevin Van Valkenburg (@KVanValkenburg) January 27, 2015
The amateur playing in Reed-Kuchar group just made natural eagles on both back-9 par 5s at PGA West. He'll be drug tested after the round. — Ryan Lavner (@RyanLavnerGC) January 23, 2015
Webb Simpson currently texting the organizers of the Humana Challenge to get himself declared the winner instead of Bill Haas. — Shane Ryan (@ShaneRyanHere) January 25, 2015
Solid one handed follow through into directional point #TourSauce from the random guy we were paired with last week pic.twitter.com/YhaHnSW3th — One Putt Blunder (@oneputtblunder) January 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/dillonmays_/status/559196855490605056
With a name and pic like this you boys know who to pick first @NoLayingUp @KylePorterCBS #firstrounder pic.twitter.com/7wvBzQ1jnV — Brooks Koepka (@BKoepka) January 21, 2015
The @PGATOUR most serious golfer. Seriously. He demands you take him seriously. cc @NoLayingUp pic.twitter.com/cjY2MSXQf9 — doug albers (@14STIX) January 19, 2015
“@bubbawatson: Photobomb @GCMorningDrive #PGAShow2015 pic.twitter.com/OiwVCuKW8p” @NoLayingUp tour sauce from the show director? — Tyler Williams (@therealtdiddy) January 21, 2015
Some bonus, non golf tweets:
"Hahaha" = I'm actually laughing out loud. "Haha" = Expressionless; I don't know how else to reply. "Ha" = I'm actually angry. — Ashley Mayo (@AshleyKMayo) December 30, 2014
My friends in Brooklyn are already over this week's blizzard; more concerned with heat wave in June at this point — jerry (@NomDeJer) January 26, 2015
(Cover photo courtesy of www.golficity.com.)